Oh... I missed Christmas.

Well damn.

...I was thinking that it would be much better to avoid the purple drug clouds as a rhino. That much was correct. And then I saw mistletoe running around, and I thought - you know what? I'm going back to sleep.

And then I miss Christmas. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

...At any rate, Merry Christmas to everyone, if you need me, I'm home.

[[ OOC: ARUGGHRHRUGHG. That means - sorry I disappeared off the face of the Earth. I probably won't be back full-time for a little bit yet - but I'll really try and pop in now and then, and I'll try to keep myself updated on what's going on XP ]]

...I seem to be alive, keeping in mind that 'alive' only requires breathing and some form of cognitive thought. So yes, I am alive. I am also... a rhinoceros.

Only the fact that I've been to the Pride Lands before has stopped me from declaring myself insane.

In conclusion, I am alive, I am a rhino, and I am going home.